I'm gonna tell you exactly what Harry said. It's the real deal, help me! Help me! (very exaggerated) Nigga! Help me!' Harry ignored all signs. That means, 'The bitch got the drop on us. What does that mean? What does that mean, people? Lie. (Crowd laughs) Let's just stop right there for a second. Harry, real quick, don't lie.' Let's stop right there. (pointing) About to make you feel stupid. Harry not expecting me to call right now, so Harry don't have no reason to lie. Matter of fact, to prove you wrong, I'm gonna call Harry. 'Wasn't nobody with no bitch, okay? You're wrong. (standing with his legs in a lunging position and his hands at head level) I said, 'Let me tell you something, listen to me. So I had to choose a stance in which I looked believable. You don't look believable when you're rocking back and forth. You was probably messing with some bitch.' Now, I'm drunk, I don't wanna respond, because I don't have any balance. I know you's probably out with some bitch. Soon as I walk in the house, she wakes up, she goes off. I come in the house, right? Come in the house, like, 4: 00 in the morning.

It's the real deal, help me! Help me! (very exaggerated) Nigga! Help me! My friend Harry ignored all signs, okay? Let me tell you how shit hit the fan. If I'm looking at you and I'm not blinking, if I'm like this… (staring wide eyed with his hands open) (crowd laughs) that's a goddamn sign. If you're my real best friend, you should know that I need you to lie for me by the look on my face. The day that we signed up and said that we best friends, that means that (pointing back and forth) my bullshit is your bullshit. You know why? 'Cause you're my best fucking friend, bitch. I shouldn't have to ask your permission for me to put you in my lie.

If you're my best friend, I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me. Now I don't think that's a bad thing to do. And I didn't just lie on myself, I put my best friend in my lie. If I'd had been honest about it, might have worked it out. Do I think cheating was the problem? No, I don't. The only way that you could be perfect is to fuck up. You can't evolve as a man if you never make a mistake. (crowd laughs) Let's talk about it, though, let's figure it out.

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